RANDOM THOUGHTS: TRUMP’S CEMETERY PLOT
Friday, 03 February 2012 16:28

Donald TrumpIt was reported this week that Donald Trump has purchased a cemetery plot near a golf course in New Jersey. Actually, it was two plots: one for Donald and one for his hair. He dropped his original plan for a pyramid and for burying his servants and his possessions with him because he apparently couldn't find a practical way to bury his casinos.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: GINGRICH AND THE MOON
Friday, 27 January 2012 16:01

Newt GingrichGOP presidential candidate Newt Gingrich has been defending his call for a colony on the moon by 2020. But I think he was just practicing to star in an episode of “The Honeymooners”: “To the moon, Alice. To the moon …”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TEENAGE DRIVERS
Friday, 20 January 2012 16:13
Following a minor traffic accident this week, I was feeling a lot like the Green Bay Packers after the playoff game with the Giants last weekend: All beat up and no place to go. The worst damage was to a black toilet that had been left at the side of the street for pickup. That poor toilet didn’t stand a chance.
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RANDOM THOUGHTS: EURO BLUES
Friday, 13 January 2012 18:02
euro symbolA new line is being sung to the “Hokey Pokey” in tribute to financial problems in Europe: “You take the euro up you take the euro down. You take the euro up and you shake it all around.” … The television was just blaring an advertisement for “The Starving Artists Sale”.
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